You know you’re a nerd when it’s a Friday night and you’re drunk and
A. You have avpm stuck in your head, to the point where you sang it at the bar
B. you post about it on tumblr
C. You correct your grammar while posting
| 11 year olds today: | omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!! |
| me when I was 11: | omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning |
| me like last week: | omg I haven't fed my neopet all week |
INTERVIEWER: I wanna know what it was like inside the theater. What’s the best reaction you guys got?
SCARLETT: All I know is that Chris Hemsworth kept throwing popcorn at me all the time. I was like “Stop, would you?”. First I heard someone go “Move! Move out of the way!” and I was like “What’s going on?” and then Hemsworth was behind me, like towering, he’s like “I can’t see!”, then the popcorn started and I was like “Oh my god!
Number one reason I’m excited for a possible sequel, this cast works so well together and you can tell they enjoyed it when you watch the movie.
also i feel like they would make an excellent reality show. just the way they all keep goofing off at interviews, I can’t even imagine what filming must have been like.
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“be careful what you say he’s still my brother”
“he’s killed 40 people in the past two days”
“he adopted”
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People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.-that means my computer is half a decade old…
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
welp
mostly i hate this for the reminder that a. my computer is old as hell and b. i’m turning 22 this summer.
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this was not included because?
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It happens when people look past their ultimately minor differences to see themselves in the hopes and struggles of their fellow human beings. That’s where change is happening.
And that’s not just the story of the gay rights movement. That’s the story of America—the slow, inexorable march towards a more perfect union.
